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Cold Winter?

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 04/24/2002
 
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It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote U.P. reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "It's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."

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    doh........ (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (04.24.2002 7:33:51 PM EST)

    i hate when that happens.now that was a good one grand 5^ to ya.

    But you can trust ME Don't Trust Anyone

    How (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (04.24.2002 4:07:14 PM EST)

    That made my Friggin day, thanks GP 5^

    Yes, I must say.... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.24.2002 7:43:03 AM EST)

    This was a new one on me too.
    Thanks guys!

    Hilarious!!!! (0 replies)
    started by shawndiaz
    (04.24.2002 7:21:31 AM EST)

    I never would of guessed it.

    Collecting wood? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.24.2002 3:43:38 AM EST)

    Hell, the goofbabes do that all the time.

    Haha, never heard this one before. Funny as hell, dude. ^5!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Just about sums up (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (04.24.2002 1:58:19 AM EST)

    modern meteorology. I know its going to be cold, I can feel it in my bones !

    & Roger was so busy collecting... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.24.2002 1:41:03 AM EST)

    wood that he forgot his lines..

    Chinese dinner is like a date, It ain't over till you both get your cookies...

    Excuse me.... (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.24.2002 0:24:52 AM EST)


    I meant to say I WASN'T expecting that punch line.

    Damnit Luvly, you're rubbing off on me.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Waaaaaa Hahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.24.2002 0:23:34 AM EST)


    I was expecting that punch line...


    Just protecting my sheep

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