father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son, "When Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was The President of The United States."
...understand this type of reasoning. Are you saying Lincoln wouldn't have used electricity and computers if given the chance. I think we'd call that kind of person a little weird. He was from the Heartland - Illinois, not the South Carolina Hills Country.
Damn smart-ass kid
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started by
marvin
(02.17.2002 3:26:24 AM EST)
don't you just wanna slap 'em ?
Ok son
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started by
tjshere
(02.17.2002 0:48:58 AM EST)
If you want to spend the next month splitting logs all you had to do was say so. Here's the hatchet.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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