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 Malfunctioning Memory | | By: acidinterval | Published: 08/02/2002 | | |  |
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Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together. One night
the 96-year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells
down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She
starts up the stairs and pauses. She yells, "Was I going up the stairs
or down?"
The 92-year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to
her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that
forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll
be up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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