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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
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"Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listento on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was..."
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#212 Galapagos turtles can take up to three weeks to digest a meal.
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so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
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Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
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 City Workers | | By: thegrandpatron | Published: 09/30/2002 | | |  |
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Two guys were working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously, one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.
A man watching from the sidewalk couldn't understand what they were doing.
He says to the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!"
The hole digger replies, "Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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That's as bad
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started by
marvin
(09.30.2002 4:39:21 AM EST)
as the Irish tree fellers joke, funny if it weren't so true !
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