"In 2000, alone, obesity costs totaled the country an estimated cost of $117 billion." —Bush, promoting his Health and Fitness Initiative Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
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"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all thebeaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it...." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#212 Galapagos turtles can take up to three weeks to digest a meal.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she make my ass pucker.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick? A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.
Yeah!
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started by
thegrandpatron
(10.04.2002 8:53:14 AM EST)
It's a new joke for me.
The little girl
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started by
marvin
(10.04.2002 5:53:17 AM EST)
cried a lot harder !
Hehehehe
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started by
tjshere
(10.04.2002 4:54:01 AM EST)
Even at that tender young age the ol' schween is still the center of our universe.
Nice one, Damsel. Never heard it before.
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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