A sixty-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. In fact, you might live forever; you have the body of a thirty-five year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"
The man responded, "Did I say he was dead?"
The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he, and is he very active?"
The man responded, "Well, he's eighty-two years old, and he still goes skiing three times a year and surfing three times a week during the summer."
The doctor couldn't believe it! "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
The man responded again, "Did I say he was dead?"
The doctor was astonished! "You mean to tell me that you're sixty years old,
and both your father and your grandfather are still alive? Is your grandfather very active?"
The man responded, "He goes skiing at least once a year and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that, but my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he's getting married again."
The doctor said, "At 106 years, why would your grandfather want to get married?"
The man responded, "Did I say he wanted to?"
