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Construction Worker Language

By: michaelcarlPublished: 03/16/2003
 
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A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw."

The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.

The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!"

The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."

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    Can you... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (03.18.2003 7:34:18 PM EST)

    Yell in Sign Language?

    God Bless Our Troops

    I was a construction worker (2 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.16.2003 11:32:12 PM EST)

    And I've never heard this one before. ^5


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    lol (0 replies)
    started by gurly
    (03.16.2003 1:13:39 PM EST)

    men lmao

    I'll be darned (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.16.2003 11:54:03 AM EST)

    I thought he was telling the guy he didn't need a saw. He could just whack the wood off.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I think ....... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.16.2003 8:25:05 AM EST)

    this may be a new joke for me.
    But my memory seems to be shot lately.

    WOW !!!! (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.16.2003 1:06:17 AM EST)


    A joke from Michael Carl... how did you root Acid out of the way Michael?

    This was funny btw...

    ^5


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