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Q: What do you call a zit on a blondes butt? A: brain tumor.
I was on Highway 20 going from Montreal to Quebec City and I decided to stop at one of the famous "Haltes" along Quebec major highways to go to the "John."
The first stall was taken so I entered the next one and as soon as I sat down I heard a voice coming from the other stall saying: "Hi, how she goin'?"
Even if I am not the type to carry a conversation in the toilets, I don't know what came over me but I answered a little bit embarrassed: "Not too bad"
The other guy said: "So, what are you doing?"
Talk about a question. I was finding it a bit bizarre but I said: "I am like you. I am going east."
At this time the guy in the next stall very nervously said: "Listen I'll call you back. There is an idiot next to me that answers all my questions!"
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Thump, Thump, Thump...
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started by
michaelcarl
(04.05.2003 5:39:10 PM EST)
Last time I heard a noise next to me I thought it was George Michael's.
LOL!
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started by
tjshere
(04.05.2003 10:59:23 AM EST)
Yep, that's pretty funny. What a place to hold a cell phone conversation. Too bad it wasn't chili night, Patron. You could have provided him with a little background music. VA-VOOOM!
LOL
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started by
thegrandpatron
(04.05.2003 10:29:03 AM EST)
It could happen.
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