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A Health Tip

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 04/25/2003
 
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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.29.2003 8:32:54 PM EST)

    good one

    LOL@Roger (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (04.26.2003 2:12:35 AM EST)

    This joke was way too long. Hahahahahahahha. ^5 bud.


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    It wasn't that long (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.25.2003 8:43:27 AM EST)


    but what about the people like Chelsea who eat shit?

    hahahahahahahahaha


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    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.25.2003 7:11:48 AM EST)

    Hey Roger!
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