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What does the Cow give?

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 05/04/2003
 
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The Teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?"
Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!"

The Teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"
And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!"

And finally the Teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?"
And Little Johnny replied, "Fucking homework and tests!"

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    Little Johnny is at it again (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (05.04.2005 5:34:11 AM EST)
    with his smart-ass answers?

    Oh no!! Not Miss Marple (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.08.2003 1:14:41 AM EST)

    what a bitch she was


    Just protecting my sheep
    hahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.04.2003 10:31:47 AM EST)
    pretty good one

    Fucking homework?? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.04.2003 9:28:03 AM EST)
    Wow, kids today really do have it easy. I never got any fucking homework when I was in school. Not even from my sex-ed teacher.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I had ... (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.04.2003 8:04:15 AM EST)

    her for a teacher too.
    Waaa Hahahahaha
    ^5 Patron

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