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Diagnosis Machine

By: powerPublished: 09/06/2003
 
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This guy is on his way to the doctor with a sore elbow when he runs into an old friend. His buddy tells him about this new machine outside his doctors office. All you have to do is piss in the container and put in $1.00 and it tells you what's wrong.

So he goes to check it out, he puts in his dollar and pisses in the container. The machine runs for a minute and spits out a paper that says you have tennis elbow, go home and get ice, on for 20 minutes, off 20 minutes, you'll be fine in a few days.

The guy walks away still not believeing that this machine really works. He goes home and has his wife and daughter piss in a container then he jerks off in it.

He takes it to the machine and pours in his homemade piss, the machine runs for a minute and spits out a paper saying, Your wife is pregnant, your daughter has VD, and if you don't stop jerking off your elbow will never heal!

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.07.2003 9:36:55 AM EST)
    now thats good....lol

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    started by roger
    (09.06.2003 0:34:54 AM EST)

    Teacher-Miss Ayers..

    Outside at recess, first time I heard this one.

    (I can say that since Power is gone now.)

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    His elbow?? (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.06.2003 0:34:25 AM EST)
    Jeez, that guy must be hung like John Holmes. All I get is a sore thumb.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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