"I had the honor of calling Dale Earnhardt, Jr., after the race, to congratulate him. I said, there's nothing wrong with a fellow following in his father's footsteps."—Bush, on Feb. 16, the day after watching racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. win the Daytona 500. (Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001.)
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"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them." — George Bush
Snapple Facts
#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.
Yo Mama ...
house is is so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
One Liners
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday? A: Some dick cut her off.
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "Bubba is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says,"OK, now what?"
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Good Buddy...
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started by
michaelcarl
(09.13.2002 5:44:04 PM EST)
I'd do the same for my huntin buddy's, if I hunted that is.
Hey
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started by
acidinterval
(09.13.2002 1:10:10 PM EST)
as long as your all laughing then my goal has been achieved.
LMAO4
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started by
thegrandpatron
(09.13.2002 8:38:24 AM EST)
It ain't new, but it's funny as Hell.
I think I know these two guys. A couple of brothers who use to work in an Auto Body Shop in Edina, Missouri.
(I know that's just funnt to me, but shit I laughing over here)
LMAO3
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started by
marvin
(09.13.2002 3:23:01 AM EST)
I've heard this before.
Whoops, thought I was GP for ainute there ! Nasty feeling that.
LMAO2
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started by
tjshere
(09.13.2002 2:35:18 AM EST)
That was a new one to me. Hilarious!
Never fear.....TJ's here!
LMAO
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started by
roger
(09.13.2002 0:17:48 AM EST)
surprise ending
Just protecting my sheep
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