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Final Countdown

By: acidintervalPublished: 09/20/2003
 
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A man hadn't been feeling well, so he went to a doctor to get a complete checkup. "I'm afraid I have some bad news," the doctor told him. "You're dying, and you dont have much time left."

"That's terrible," the man said. "how long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor said.

"Ten, Doc?" the man asked. "Ten what? Ten years? Ten months? Ten weeks?"

The doctor looked at his watch, shook his heas and said, "Nine, Eight, Seven....."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.21.2003 8:58:17 PM EST)

    now thats good....hahahahahaha

    Patient's... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (09.20.2003 4:27:44 PM EST)

    Well we can throw the above word (Patient's) right out the window.
    LMAO, by the way acid!

    I'm surprised (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.20.2003 9:53:30 AM EST)


    Seems like the doc would have made the patient pay up in those last remaining seconds.

    ^5, Acid, goos one.

    LMAO!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    He shook his heas? (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (09.20.2003 1:03:16 AM EST)


    LMAO... that was funny as the joke...

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