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Prized Amazon Parrot

By: acidintervalPublished: 12/16/2003
 
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When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot was fully grown -- with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the very least, extremely rude.

Bill tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music -- anything he could think of and set a good example... Nothing worked. Exasperated, he yelled at the bird. But the bird just got louder. Then he shook the parrot. But the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, Bill put the parrot in the freezer.

For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming... Then, suddenly, all was quiet. Bill was frightened that he might have hurt his dead uncle's prized parrot and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Bill's extended arm and said: "I am truly sorry that I might have offended you with my language and action and I humbly ask your forgiveness. I will now, from this day forth, endeavor to correct my behavior so that such an ill-perceived outburst never again occurs."

Bill was completely astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had caused such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"

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    what the chicken did (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (12.22.2003 0:44:47 AM EST)

    He crossed the road. That's the part we never hear about.

    Unlike you Polly, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (12.16.2003 10:11:24 PM EST)

    that bird never recanted his use of fowl language.

    Oh hell (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.16.2003 8:04:08 PM EST)

    lmfao, I wasnt expecting that....lmfao

    That's Funny (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (12.16.2003 6:50:24 PM EST)

    Good Joke! Ha ha

    What did the chicken do? (0 replies)  
    started by meesha
    (12.16.2003 3:07:09 PM EST)

    You wanna know what that damn chicken did? I'll tell you what the chicken did! He didn't vote on this joke, that's what he did!

    hahahahahahaha

    Meowy Christmas!

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