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Rambunctious Bull

By: tjsherePublished: 01/28/2004
 
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A Texas rancher needed a bull to service his cows but had to borrow the money from the bank to afford the bull. The banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.

The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks very pleased "The bull has serviced all my cows, broke through the fence, and has serviced all my neighbor's cows."

"Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?" "Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer. "What kind of pills?" asked the banker. "I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste like peppermint."

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    farmer (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.28.2004 3:56:08 PM EST)

    wants to get him some to huh?

    I just got a phone call from GP (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (01.28.2004 1:22:42 AM EST)


    He said to tell you TJ, that this was one of his favorites.

    waaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaa


    I never heard myself and it's hilarious..

    ^5

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    Yeah, and...... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.28.2004 0:04:02 AM EST)


    Ole Yeller liked `em too.

    Hahahahaha, I bet you to it, redneck!

    Oh, and ^5, Teej, great joke!

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