"I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
Random Quote
"Permitted Vehicles Not Allowed" — temporary road sign on side of US 27
Snapple Facts
#73 The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life waiting for a traffic light to change.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
One Liners
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk.
This was told as a true story. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read ... "And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused then asked the class: " And what do you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly, "I think the man would have said: "Well, fuck me! A talking pig!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
I have a hard time believing it's a true story, but it IS one hell of a great joke. That punchline just kinda comes outta nowhere and slaps you across the face.
The lonely man's...
(0 replies)
started by
willi
(01.29.2004 6:32:59 AM EST)
actual response was "Well, fuck me!, you talking pig and you can have all the straw you want".
First
(2 replies)
started by
tex402
(01.29.2004 1:03:57 AM EST)
First! That'd be great to witness this story
~Fratech~
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
The US Mint makes 13 billion pennies a year, half of which will disappear from circulation within 12 months. Each coin costs four-fifths of a cent to make.
~Obiwan~
