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Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K9P
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling what should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
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lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.04.2004 9:57:34 AM EST)
now I wasnt expecting that...hahahaha
BIGJOHN2
LMAO!
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started by
tjshere
(01.03.2004 2:23:17 PM EST)
Yeah, that one came out of left-field. I love when that happens! Man, that's the first new joke we've had here in ages so it gets 5 big ones from me. Good job, Acid!
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