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A Short Hot Love Story

By: rogerPublished: 05/30/2003
 
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I shall seek and find you...

I shall take you to bed and control you...

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan...

I will make you beg for mercy...

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you...

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,

Signed:
The Flu

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (06.01.2003 2:24:41 PM EST)

    good one buddy

    Ta Daaaaa (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.30.2003 7:10:39 AM EST)


    A new and funny one for the Patron.
    ^5 Roger

    Short, to the point (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.30.2003 6:13:30 AM EST)

    and not to be sneezed at!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Hehe, too true (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.30.2003 2:58:04 AM EST)

    Been there, done that, had the fever.

    Kwite klever and new material to boot. ^5!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    hahahaha (2 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.30.2003 1:02:44 AM EST)


    short, and to the point.


    Just protecting my sheep

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