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Sleeping Pills

By: rogerPublished: 05/21/2003
 
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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she has a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.

"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"

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    HEY PEOPLE (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.22.2003 9:06:57 AM EST)


    It's a new and a good one for the Ol' Grand Patron......and I was gone too. Damn.

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.21.2003 4:02:56 PM EST)

    ^5

    Yes...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.21.2003 4:51:18 AM EST)

    Drinking the juice is always a great way for a young lady to avoid pregnancy. ;^)

    Great submission Roger

    ^5 all the way buddy.

    hahahahaha

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    How times change (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.21.2003 4:18:30 AM EST)

    gils used to have to get the pill without their parents knowing.

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Great Idea... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (05.21.2003 3:50:16 AM EST)

    why did'nt I think of it.
    I agree with Roger, Roger.

    How's life treating you?

    WOW (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.21.2003 1:47:53 AM EST)


    Great submission Roger

    ^5 all the way buddy.

    hahahahaha


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