"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Bush, speaking about terrorism and poverty Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "The President's News Conference WithPresident Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines," May 26, 2003
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#218 A jackrabbit can travel more than 12 feet in one hop.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? A: You come in one and go in the other.
Meanwhile
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started by
marvin
(07.07.2003 4:32:52 PM EST)
someone's got inkstains on their trolleys and will have to explain it ti the wife when they get home tonight.
I wonder.....
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started by
tjshere
(07.07.2003 4:16:24 PM EST)
If he licked the tip of the thermometer before he tried to write with it?
Waaaaahaaaaaa
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started by
corjones
(07.07.2003 12:27:42 PM EST)
Nice one M.C. Gave me a wee chortle!
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