"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
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"Just try to imagine what it would be like to be 300 million years old." — President Clinton in Ashe County, N.C. He was speaking on the banks of the New River, which scientists say is the oldest river in the United States.
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... is so fat, When she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass!"
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Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A. Mace will do that to you.
Once on a friday, two women were sitting and talking. Then one woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand.
She said, "There comes the asshole with flowers in his hand. Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air."
Her friend promptly replied, "Don't you have a vase?"
This wasn't me folks. She said "The Asshole". I'm just "an Asshole".
Waaa hahahahaha
LMAO
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started by
roger
(07.09.2003 1:27:13 AM EST)
good one
waaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha
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started by
tjshere
(07.09.2003 1:24:54 AM EST)
I got a kick out of this joke, MC. Good one, buddy, ^5!
Yeah.......
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started by
tjshere
(07.09.2003 1:23:58 AM EST)
Why is it that you can do a woman all sorts of PRACTICAL favors, like mow her lawn, change the oil in her car, fix her busted toilet, etc., and that will get you nowhere? But show up with flowers and you're like Moses and her legs are like the Red Sea.
even so
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started by
simonsez
(07.09.2003 0:18:11 AM EST)
she'll still be on her back
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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