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Teaching Math Through The Years

By: crazyfingersPublished: 08/02/2003
 
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Teaching Math in 1950:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math in 1960:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math in 1970:
A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set "M" of money. The cardinality of set "M" is 100. Each element is worth one dollar. Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M." The set "C", the cost of production, contains 20 fewer points than set "M." Represent the set "C" as the subset of set M and answer this question: What is the cardinality of the set "P" of profits?

Teaching Math in 1980:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math in 1990:
By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels "feel" as the logger cut down the trees? There are no wrong answers.

Teaching Math in 2000:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $120. How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is $60?

Teaching Math in 2010:
El hachero vende un camion carga por $100. La cuesta de productiones...

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    Teaching to BDL (0 replies)
    started by StorminNorman
    (08.03.2003 10:43:38 PM EST)

    Math for BDL:

    One asshole + one asshole = date night for BDL

    HAHAHA

    Where are you, you fucker???

    Who knows if BDL is gay or not. Let God decide.
    I'm just gonna arrange the meeting

    Tan Verdad ... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (08.03.2003 7:54:43 AM EST)

    Y theres nada que podemos hacer para pararlo.

    Cynicism is not realistic and tough.  It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try.

    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.02.2003 12:00:25 PM EST)

    good one

    hahahaha (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (08.02.2003 11:52:49 AM EST)

    Oh man, this is so funny and also very true!!!

    hahahaha

    great joke, CF!

    Meow

    Damn (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.02.2003 9:35:11 AM EST)

    I can't laugh at this one. It's too true to be funny.

    Well, actually I did laugh at several of them.

    "How did the forest birds and squirrels "feel" as the logger cut down the trees?" Hahahahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Hey ole yeller.... (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (08.02.2003 0:51:00 AM EST)


    did you understand that boy?

    waaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

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