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Bubba And Billy Ray

By: rogerPublished: 08/08/2003
 
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Bubba and Billy Ray are from Arkansas visiting a relative in Texas. Walking along Sam Houston Street, they see a sign which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Ray, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Arkansas, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best Texas drawl."

They go in and Bubba says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ..."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Arkansas, aren't you?"

"Well ... yes," says a surprised Bubba. "How come you know that?"

The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaners."

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    I'm lying too, Roger (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.12.2003 2:01:00 AM EST)

    I didn't see this joke submitted by you on the message boards the other day. Hahahahahahaha


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    ROTF!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.08.2003 10:03:46 PM EST)

    Priceless!!! I love jokes like this because you can change them around to insult whoever you want. ^5 Roger!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    The way I heard it (1 reply)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (08.08.2003 8:20:58 PM EST)

    it was Bubba and Earl. j/k redneck, I've been reading your and GrandPatron's comments.......:)

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.08.2003 3:50:29 PM EST)

    good one...

    Had me all the way... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (08.08.2003 11:43:47 AM EST)

    Look at it this way, all joke's will be new to us some day. I've already got Some-timer's.

    Cynicism is not realistic and tough.  It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try.

    I fell for it ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.08.2003 9:13:18 AM EST)


    and I'm not even from Arkansas.
    New joke for me Rog.
    ^5

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (08.08.2003 0:33:29 AM EST)


    Never heard that one before...

    oooooops, I submitted it. Sorry, I'm so used to lying like that.

    waaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

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