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The Hitch Hiker

By: modePublished: 11/10/2003
 
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This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night passed slowly and no cars went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car slowly looming, ghostlike, out of the gloom.

It slowly crept toward him and stopped.

Reflexively, the guy got into the car and closed the door, then realized that there was nobody behind the wheel. The car slowly started moving again.

The guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a sharp curve. The guy started to pray, begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and he would plunge to his death, when just before the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend.

Paralyzed with terror, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally,the guy gathered his wits and leaped from the car and ran to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots of tequila, telling everybody about his horrible, supernatural experience.

A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was apparently sane and not drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked into the same bar. One says to the other, "Look Beuford, that's dat idiot that rode in our car when we was pushin' it in the rain."

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    LOL @ TJ (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (11.10.2003 8:42:29 PM EST)


    A ghost middle finger, now that's funny.

    The joke was funny also Mode......:)

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    allright (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.10.2003 6:34:37 PM EST)

    new joke...^5

    this was funny (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (11.10.2003 2:53:19 PM EST)

    thank you mode


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    LMAO!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.10.2003 3:56:21 AM EST)


    I'm surprised that ghost hand didn't show him a ghost middle finger.

    Excellent joke, Mode. New one too!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    waaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.10.2003 0:17:53 AM EST)


    Now THAT would frost you gonads....

    This was hilarious Mode. Never heard that one.

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