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By: tjsherePublished: 10/30/2003
 
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A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

The blond drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him.

"ASSHOLES!", she yelled.......

Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.

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    Why ridicule freedom of speech with a boring joke (4 replies)
    started by bbetterm
    (10.30.2003 11:14:25 PM EST)

    When are you going to post something funny ?

    another (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.30.2003 9:08:14 PM EST)

    good one tj....lol

    Dumbfuck Radio (3 replies)
    started by beo469
    (10.30.2003 7:29:35 PM EST)

    is more like it... God damn Dixie Chicks, exercizing their freedom of speech! Let's abolish freedom of speech!!! Then no one could hurt our simple President's feelings.

    How weird (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.30.2003 7:24:37 PM EST)


    This is the 3rd Oct. 30th in a row that I've had a joke posted. Is there a reason for this?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Old joke, new ending (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.30.2003 11:14:28 AM EST)


    I get the feeling Mr. Clitic and Ole Yeller liked it.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    waaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (10.30.2003 0:19:56 AM EST)


    hahahahahahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahhahahahaha

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