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Some Points to Ponder

By: tjsherePublished: 10/21/2003
 
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Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

and finally...

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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    you know (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.21.2003 6:08:11 PM EST)

    Ive often wandered about that..lmfao

    i still cant get over (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (10.21.2003 12:12:52 PM EST)

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    Hey, Clitic (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.21.2003 2:07:30 AM EST)


    You ever heard of Evelyn Wood?

    Hahahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    You forgot (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (10.21.2003 0:18:03 AM EST)


    Why is old yeller sitting over there sound asleep?

    waaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

    Hey TeeGee.... most of these were new to me and unlike GP I'll vote for that.

    ^5, now if you'll excuse me I'll go back to sleep now....

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