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127 Penguins

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 10/03/2003
 
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The truck filled with 127 penguins breaks down on the highway. The trucker flags down a car and asks the driver to take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees, and the penguins pile into the car.

A few hours later, his vehicle is repaired, so the trucker goes to the zoo to make sure the 127 penguins arrived safely. But at the zoo, there's no sign of the 127 penguins or the driver.

Worried, he jumps into his truck and drives around town, finally spotting the driver and the 127 penguins walking down the street.

"I thought I told you to take those 127 penguins to the zoo!" he yells. "I did," replies the driver. "I had a little money left over, so I thought I'd take them to a movie."

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.03.2003 4:00:44 PM EST)

    a little corney but still pretty funny.....

    BIG JOHN 2

    Sorry (3 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.03.2003 9:20:26 AM EST)


    I've read it twice and I still don't get it.
    Money left over from where?

    (Don't worry Sleepwalker, I don't vote on jokes I don't understand)

    The truck broke down? (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.03.2003 3:30:11 AM EST)


    What happened, did they blow a seal?

    I know at least one of you guys is gonna get that one.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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