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By: thecriticPublished: 03/06/2004
 
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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules.

It was decided the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday and his wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving,as planned, the husband checked into the hotel.

There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her email address and sent the email without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husbands funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a long illness.

The widow checked her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends.Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, saw the computer was on and read the email which said, To: My Loving Wife d and have been checked in. I have seen to it that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. Your Loving Husband

P.S. Pack lightly as it is hot down here.

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