One day little Johnny was bothering his mother a little more than usual. She suggested he go across the street and watch the carpenters building a new house. A few hours later Little Johnny comes home and his Mother asks "Did You learn anything watching the carpenters?"
Little Johnny answered "I sure did....first you hang the Goddamn door...then the fucking thing doesn't fit and to top it off the asshole building inspector was late"
In shock his mother replies"That's it...I've Had it with you...Go to your room and wait until your Father gets home."
Little Johnny does as he is instructed.
Later, after Father comes home, Mother instructs Little Johnny
"Tell your Father what you learned across the street today".
Little Johnny repeats what he had learned. His Father is outragedand and tells him "Alright young man...go get me a switch" Little Johnny scoffs and replies "Fuck You....That's the electrician's job".
