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The Handyman

By: damselPublished: 04/22/2004
 
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Paul spots a job advertisement posted on a building site, "Handy Man Wanted: Apply Within." So he goes and speaks to the foreman.

Foreman: Can you drive a fork-lift truck?

Paul: No

Foreman: can you plaster?

Paul: No

Foreman: Can you brick lay?

Paul: No

Foreman: If you don't mind me asking, what's handy about you?

Paul: I only live five minutes down the road....

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    he can (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.22.2004 3:50:42 PM EST)

    be there in 6 min...lmfao

    Well (0 replies)  
    started by meesha
    (04.22.2004 2:53:12 PM EST)

    That is pretty handy.

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