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Brushing Your Teeth

By: damselPublished: 05/16/2004
 
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It was the morning after the consummation of the marriage of two senior citizens. The new bride awoke purring. Hearing her husband running water in the bathroom, she said, "Did you just brush your teeth?"

The husband answered, "Yes, dear. And while I was at it, I brushed yours too."

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    I'd keep `em (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.16.2004 9:05:19 AM EST)


    At least until the morning session was over.

    Hahaha, good show, Damsel. New one on me too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Waaaaaaaaa Hahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (05.16.2004 5:50:14 AM EST)


    That's hilarious.

    First time I'd heard that one.

    ^5

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