"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
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"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." — Mae West
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... is so fat, She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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Q: How can you tell if a man is well-hung? A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation.
You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.
You have used a chain saw to remodel your house.
You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment.
You have used a velvetleaf plant as toilet paper.
You have driven off the road while examining your neighbor's crops.
You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
You have used a tractor front-end loader as scaffolding for roof repairs.
You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
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lol
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started by
bigjohn2
(05.29.2004 10:43:27 PM EST)
so true...lol
Born & Raised On a Farm
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started by
obxbeachbum
(05.26.2004 9:11:48 PM EST)
Just like my Father & Grandfather and consider all the above admirable traits. v 1 here.
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