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Understanding English

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 05/29/2004
 
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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."

"However," the professor continued, "there is no language in which a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

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    Aren't You Glad (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (05.30.2004 10:50:12 PM EST)

    English is our native language?
    I love these jokes.

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.29.2004 10:37:59 PM EST)

    ok now that was proven wrong...

    That's pretty good (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.29.2004 7:07:20 AM EST)


    hahahahaha

    LMMFAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (05.29.2004 1:05:28 AM EST)


    I guess he made a fool out of him..

    hahahaha

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