A man went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled.
First thing the dentist says to him, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw."
The man replies, "No, please don't do that! I'm terrified of needles!"
The dentist said, "Okay, I'll use the gas to put you to sleep."
The man says, "No, you can't do that, either. I'm allergic to the gas."
So the dentist said, "Hang on a minute, I'll go look for something else." After a bit, he came back with a couple of pills.
The man asks, "What kind of pills are these?"
The dentist said, "Viagra."
The guy said, "What? Will they help with the pain?"
The dentist said, "No, they won't do shit for pain, but they'll give you something to hang on to while I pull your damn tooth."
