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Shopping In Tijuana

By: bd2sonPublished: 06/07/2004
 
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Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While there, we went shopping and bought a few pieces of clay kitchenware.

As we crossed back into the United States, a customs official asked if we had anything of value to report.

"Not really," Maureen replied, digging in her bag for the bean crock she had purchased. Everyone around us froze as she continued, "I only bought a little pot."

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    I wonder (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.07.2004 9:22:56 AM EST)


    if'n they got a full cavity search, out of that comment?

    Hahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (06.07.2004 5:53:25 AM EST)


    A slip of the tongue got her in big trouble and it's probably what got her out of it too.

    Good one, BD! I left ya a fistful of goofballs.

    I guess the "Strange Facts" are all through. Bummer man.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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