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Not My Age

By: tjsherePublished: 02/08/2005
 
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While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30 years ago.

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school.

"Yes," he replied.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1971. Why?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely and then asked, "What did you teach?"

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    I like This one (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (02.08.2005 10:29:51 PM EST)

    Beat me to the contribution TJ.
    5 goofballs from me.

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.08.2005 3:59:07 PM EST)

    hahahahaha good one ...

    I taught (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.08.2005 10:09:40 AM EST)


    your girlfriend how to have an orgasm.

    Now I must go and find a new dentist.

    You should have told him (2 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (02.08.2005 0:24:13 AM EST)


    the truth..

    That you taught "Cane Making"


    waaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

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