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Driving Directions

By: damselPublished: 07/12/2004
 
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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines.

"Don't know," the woman said.

He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U-turn and drove back to them.

"This is my husband," the old woman said. "He doesn't know how to get to Des Moines either."

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    Even if you could get (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (07.12.2006 3:29:40 PM EST)

    there from here, why would you want to? Ha ha.

    I've tried ...... (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.12.2004 4:59:34 PM EST)


    to get to Des Moines,
    you can't get there from here.
    LOL

    (nudder new joke, keep it up!!)

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