Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
However, the student nurse found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn't need any help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly got into the chair and rode to the elevator. On the way down she asked him if his wife was meeting him.
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I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
But wait till he sees how much the hospital billed him for the ride.
Haha, you're on a roll, BD. ^5!
Cute!
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j9nh
(07.24.2004 10:00:57 AM EST)
A good, CLEAN joke! Is that a first for Goofball?! :^) Just kidding! I very much enjoy all the jokes I've read (well, MOST of them). Thanks for posting this one bd2son!
J9
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