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Rules Are Rules

By: bd2sonPublished: 07/24/2004
 
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.

However, the student nurse found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn't need any help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly got into the chair and rode to the elevator. On the way down she asked him if his wife was meeting him. "

I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

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    That's funny (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.24.2004 10:50:22 AM EST)


    But wait till he sees how much the hospital billed him for the ride.

    Haha, you're on a roll, BD. ^5!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Cute! (0 replies)  
    started by j9nh
    (07.24.2004 10:00:57 AM EST)

    A good, CLEAN joke! Is that a first for Goofball?! :^) Just kidding! I very much enjoy all the jokes I've read (well, MOST of them). Thanks for posting this one bd2son!

    J9

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