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Why Men Also Lie About Their Age

By: damselPublished: 02/17/2005
 
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Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob says, "I lied about my age."

His friends respond, "What did you tell her, that you are only 50?"

"No," he replied, "I told her I was 90."

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    Now That Is A New (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (02.21.2005 10:56:16 PM EST)

    One. I can remember it too.

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    started by bigjohn2
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    hahahahahahaha

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    Anna Nicole?

    Funny joke and a new one for me too.

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