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Q: What's the difference between a horse's tail and a politician's tie? A: The horse's tail covers up the entire asshole.
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LMAO
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thecritic
(02.20.2005 0:27:52 AM EST)
New one for me...
Damn, couldn't steal anyone's comment tonight..
^5 TJ
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