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"Well, I think we need to work with governments and institutions and NGOs to encourage the institutions of a free society," Bush said. "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here, and say, this is where I [have an] office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - The Washington Post, "Rocking the Vote in the Middle East," Feb. 20, 2004
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"I wouldn't restrict myself to having just half the Cabinet be women. I might want more."
— President Clinton, February 29, 1992.
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#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
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... is so fat, She looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids!
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Q. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A. Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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Little Gene attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Gene, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
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