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Hammered

By: tjsherePublished: 03/02/2005
 
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The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honor, but for 15 years I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time in those 15 years that I asked to borrow a hammer, the lyin' son of a bitch told me he didn't have one."

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    That Should Cinch (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (03.02.2005 10:16:27 PM EST)

    The case for the prosecution

    he was (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.02.2005 3:48:23 PM EST)

    saving it for a special occasion

    hammer (1 reply)
    started by cbinford
    (03.02.2005 10:09:39 AM EST)

    very funny

    hammer (0 replies)
    started by cbinford
    (03.02.2005 10:08:00 AM EST)

    very funny

    In 15 years (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.02.2005 4:28:26 AM EST)


    The guy never bought his OWN hammer? This must be quite a neighborhood.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (03.02.2005 1:10:45 AM EST)


    He didn't have a saw either when he was with his first 3 wives

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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