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Q. Why does the mexican olympic team suck? A. Everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
A group of kindergarten children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted men.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," answered the policeman.
"Well," wondered the child, "why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
kindergarten children aren't taught about our pitiful penal system we have in this country and the liberal parole boards that accompany it.
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thecritic
(02.24.2005 0:42:40 AM EST)
Never would have thought of that.
Good one BD
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