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 Wearing Your Glasses | | By: damsel | Published: 09/09/2004 | | |  |
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A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it over, he said to her, "Lady, it stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses." "Well, I have contacts," the woman replied. "Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped the officer.
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