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Old Age

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 01/15/2005
 
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Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?"

While sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face 'was way too old to ave been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Lawton Senior High school.

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Wolverine." he gleamed with pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1961. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"!

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    this joke is for old farts (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (01.15.2005 11:33:27 PM EST)

    i sure am glad i dont fit that catagory


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.15.2005 10:03:04 PM EST)

    good one man...

    Hahahahahaha2! (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (01.15.2005 12:21:37 PM EST)


    Ain't no way I'd let anyone that feeble and decrepit work on my teeth.

    Yes, I still have my own teeth.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Hahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (01.15.2005 6:05:37 AM EST)

    That's a good story, BeachBum ... I've never heard that one. Thanks for sharing it. What makes it funny is that it's so true!

    I glad I just heard this one... (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (01.15.2005 4:43:15 AM EST)


    Great joke OBB.

    I never heard this... (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (01.15.2005 0:29:03 AM EST)


    waaaaaaa hahahahaha

    That's great.

    I don't go to high school reunions now because all them sumbitches got old but me.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    I have heard that one... (0 replies)  
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (01.15.2005 0:08:57 AM EST)

    but it cracks me up to this day! classic!!!

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

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