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Senior Citizens

By: tjsherePublished: 12/08/2004
 
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A group of seniors were sitting around the pool talking about all their ailments.

"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up, I can't hear you," said a fourth.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk," exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said an elderly gent.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement. "Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully. "THANK GOD WE CAN ALL DRIVE "

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    Testie Issue (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (12.10.2004 10:32:52 PM EST)

    There should be re-exams after a certain age.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    Hey (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.08.2004 8:10:00 PM EST)

    I think all those people live on my street...slow ass drivers..

    Ain't this the damn truth (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (12.08.2004 0:47:35 AM EST)


    Thumbs nose at TJ.

    btw... is Ole Yeller in that crowd..

    LMAO

    Cowboys ain't easy to love
    You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

    lmao! (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (12.08.2004 0:28:21 AM EST)

    this is my grandmother!

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    I heard this conversation (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (12.08.2004 0:08:02 AM EST)


    While I was visiting the Cowboy.

    HAH! Beat ya to it! Waaaaa hahahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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