"If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person."-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." — Mark Twain
Snapple Facts
#27 A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She's half Indian, half Irish, and half French!
One Liners
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
I didn't know any of this shit.
Is there going to be a test?
If so, I need to study.
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