"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
Random Quote
"I think everyone gets caught up in superstitions. But I don't put much stock in them - knock on wood." — Minnesota Twins pitcher Jim Deshaies
Snapple Facts
#64 Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
One Liners
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique up on it.
A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room, saying, "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"
The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."
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