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Sunday School Leson

By: bd2sonPublished: 01/11/2006
 
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A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

And! Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"

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    Jesus Christ ...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.11.2006 10:20:27 AM EST)


    is the nickname my golfing buddies gave me.
    Every time I show up to play golf they say "Jesus Christ, are you here again?"

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Where Is Jesus Christ? (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (01.11.2006 8:22:32 AM EST)


    LOL !!

    Maybe the drunk guy outside the bar in Patron's joke last week lives with this guy. Hehehehe.

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