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TJ's Wish

By: bd2sonPublished: 02/15/2005
 
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TJ sitting alone one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray and said, "And what will your third wish be?"

TJ looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"

"You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left."

"Okay," said TJ, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I wish I were irresistible to women."

"Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever. "That was your first wish, too!"

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.16.2005 8:53:53 PM EST)

    pretty good

    And this is why (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.16.2005 3:32:01 AM EST)


    To this day every single one of the goofbabes just can't get enough of my body. Right, ladies?

    Ladies?

    Hello?

    Anybody there?

    Hahahahaha, funny as hell, BD. I iz honored.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    So The Moral Of The Story (0 replies)  
    started by obxbeachbum
    (02.15.2005 10:19:56 PM EST)

    Is - carefull what you wish for.

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